So my friend went to the Taylor Swift concert. I really wished I could have gone. She posted on facebook how great it was, and said she wished that she would have thought to write songs about her ex's.... I agreed! Then she dared me to write one and post it. It is possible that he might see it there so I will post it here. It is just too good not to share!! It is titled
"Drama because of your Momma"
You liked me and I liked you,
But ohhh the drama because of your momma!!
I asked you to a dance, you said yes then had to say no!
You weren't aloud to go to two dances in a row!!
Ever time you dated me, she made you date two others
I'd ask one, you'd ask another, we'd switch dates to trick your mother!!
Oh the drama because of your Momma!
You played football, it was "hell week"
you were so tired your Momma forbid you to speak.
Amy and I tapped on your window then hid in the bushes
unfortunately your parents could see our tushes!
Why did your dad have to be a cop?
He found Amy and I and made the fun stop!
oh the drama because of your momma!
Every time you thought about kissin'
your Momma would remind you of your upcoming mission
I brought over the movie "Dumb and Dumber"
your mom sat with us what a bummer!
She stared at me through all the crude parts,
the flashing boobs and blue dart farts!
Oh the drama because of your Momma!!
You really liked me and bought me a ring,
your Momma found the receipt and said, "take back that thing!"
Oh the drama because of your Momma!!
I can't figure out why our relationship didn't work
and then I remember how your Momma would LURK!!
Oh the drama because of your MOMMA!!!! :)
What do you think? Do you think it is the next Taylor Swift chart topper?
13 comments:
That is hilarious. I am very impressed.
Thanks for accepting the challenge! I love it! I never could have come up with anything that good. I sure hope no one writes a song like this about me one day. I can see myself being a little too protective of my handsome, baby boy. Thanks for giving me a good laugh today. I sure hope you can laugh about it all now, it must have been very frustrating at the time.
That's gonna be a classic some day - I give you props for creativity, and for putting up with this guys momma for as long as you did! :)
Thats awesome!!! Way to go Britt!!! mine would never rhyme like that..lol thanks for the laugh and the smiles!!
Technically, I think it was only my tush that was visible. If I remember correctly, you were squished between me and the house, but butt was hanging out of the bushes. hahaha - good times!
What in the world? You are all nuts! ;-)
love this!!!!
oh the drama and now you're the momma ;o)
i'll have to think about this...i don't think i'm that clever!!!
It's so funny cause I remember all of this!-Tyler
that's hilarious!
That was hilarious! I can't stop laughing. You know, Spencer and I calculated it once and figured out that I had to "date" him almost as much as I dated Spencer! Can't wait until my kids are older and I can torture them like that!
Too funny!
that is awesome!
i did't know what a tallented sister in law i had until now. the bows yes, but this. wow. melissa
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